The Rules of High School

[00lucan00]

14. When you see an english teacher, splash them with holy water repeatedly while shouting, "the power of Christ compels you!"

Why are English teachers usually the worst? I never really understood.

[ElSiberianHusky]

If you see your friend in a fight, grab some popcorn, but hurry because fights in the halls barely last a minute.

[00lucan00]

16. RWC isn't blocked on school computers. Take advantage of this if you don't like anybody at your lunch hour. (That's exactly what I'm doing right now!)

[ElSiberianHusky]

17: If you want to bring your pet to school, make sure you hide it in your locker. If you put it in your backpack, it will throw up.

[00lucan00]

18: Don't buy any hot drinks if you don't want to burn your entire mouth. If you do, make sure you want 1 (one) hour until it cools down. Otherwise, PREPARE TO SUFFER. Also a valid rule for 7-11.