You're in a Room

[GameMasterGuy]

Time to train!

Assemble Japanese love doll out of shotgun, Dr. Pepper, and the manual on shouting.

[Dragoon]

Scrap all of my bullets except for 2 of each to use to make wire.

[Devil_Bottles]

Originally Posted by GameMasterGuy

Time to train!

Assemble Japanese love doll out of shotgun, Dr. Pepper, and the manual on shouting.

You fail to create your Kid Icarus love doll. That's just too damn crappy.

Originally Posted by Dragoon

Scrap all of my bullets except for 2 of each to use to make wire.

By some miracle of adventure game logic, it works.

[GameMasterGuy]

Go Super Saiyan.

[Devil_Bottles]

Originally Posted by GameMasterGuy

Go Super Saiyan.

You yell so much that you implode.

GMG has lost.

[GameMasterGuy]

Could you even say that...

I LOST THE GAME?

[Devil_Bottles]

Of life, yes.

Though to be honest, I think you lose that game the moment you go on the internet.

[Dragoon]

I use the haxxor device now fully powered to hack the keypad. (was that a possible Deus Ex reference there friend?)

[Devil_Bottles]

Originally Posted by Dragoon

I use the haxxor device now fully powered to hack the keypad. (was that a possible Deus Ex reference there friend?)

After standing around clicking buttons on the device, the door opens.

[Dragoon]

Review current items before heading out.

[Devil_Bottles]

You don't need to. You're free!

[Dragoon]

Explore while carrying all of the stuff in a makeshift bag made with some glue and part of my pants, converting them into shorts.

[Devil_Bottles]

You fail to look down before walking forward into the hall, and you fall through a trap door into a pit. As you hit the ground, you land in a pool of water, and after swimming out, feel something puncture your skin, and slowly lose consciousness...

GAME OVER FOR ALL

To be continued in: The Abandoned Labs