A looooonnng time ago, when i was very shrimpy, i went to my cousin's house and played his 64. He had Super mario 64, Diddy kong racing, Banjo-kazooie, Mario kart 64, and some other stuff like a bomberman game. I remember i couldn't understand ANYTHING! It was all 3d and awesome and shiny and cool, I played them all and liked bk the most. I remember trying to get to grunty's lair, and that awesomely epic time i tried to get the hollow honey comb and PHAILED all the time. (the one on the ledge near the waterfall.) I only got to spiral mountain.

When we left we stopped at the mall and we were gonna get a 64 and i started freaking out because i saw a bunch of gba games, and we didn't get a 64 I FLIPPED AND EXPLODED AND GRAAAAAGGGGGGHHHED
EVERYWHERE! A few years later i got a copy of Grunty's revenge! And i thought it would be exactly like banjo-kazooie....... My brother got crash bandicoot's huge adventure. I got into the car started it up, AND IT.WAS.ORSOOOOMMMMMEE!!!!