Conker's bad fur day the abridged series

[venomjack]

well this is something i've wanted to do for awhile but couldn't have gotten my self. yesterday a youtube user by the name of LunaXKanine commented asking if we could work together on the project,and i agreed. she wants do original animation for it and i can see some big opportunities with it.
Progress
Writer:venomjack
animator:lunaXKanine
Actors:

[MexiConk]

Sounds cool. I got an abridged series myself (note my sig). I'm curious to see what you make, and heck, I may do a couple of voices myself if you're taking auditions.

[venomjack]

yeah i'm looking for several actually. let's see what you got?

[Walecs]

Wow, it seems a very nice idea. I'd like to join you.

My YouTube channels, anyway, are Walecs2 and ConkersOtherBadDay.

[venomjack]

well how's your voice acting?

[GameMasterGuy]

Oh God, it's Walecs. Don't remember why, but I think I remember someone hating you for some reason.

[venomjack]

well guys i got the first script done. pretty good for my first abridgement script.
to get you guys excited i'll post a little preview for what you can expect
warning foul language in the text
(show title and then fade to the cock and plucker showing the main bar and stopping at the banjo head)
Banjo Head:Come on!!! I'm Still alive here!!!
(kazooie yell's from the closet)
Kazooie:So am I ya fur ball!!!
(goes to conker talking on the phone)
Conker:well Berrie i'll be talking with the chums who are going to some war. I love you.
(conker hangs up the phone)
Conker: Can't believe the deaf broad didn't pick up; must be listening to that stereo system or something.
Guy offscreen: Conker get back over here so we can continue our game.
Conker: Ok ok just as long as Ben doesn't play. He cheats like hell when we play liar's dice.
(some time later)
Conker(drunk off his rocker): well I mus-Hic-ust be going now fellas.
Ben: um maybe you should wait until the morning. You seem a little off. Maybe you should stay here till ya sober.
Conker: With what you bastards drained my dry besides what's the worse thing that could happen?
(next morning conker is scene waking up hungover in a vegetable garden)
Conker: Aaaaah (bleep)

[GameMasterGuy]

Either you're using cock in a different way than I think you are, or you consider hell foul language.

[venomjack]

i was refering to curse any curse words that would my high school would scold a kid on

[ElSiberianHusky]

Originally Posted by venomjack

i was refering to curse any curse words that would my high school would scold a kid on

If hell gets a kid scold then what doesn't?

[venomjack]

i'm talking about the word "bastard"

[GameMasterGuy]

Whoops, missed that one.

[Team_Threeie]

i'm going for the banjo cameo...

[LaMa]

Hey Venomjack, you know that Banjo voice that T_3 did? that was me he wanted me to try and said i'd be perfect. Just wondering if you are gonna use it??

[Angry Ancestor]

Hope you continue this, venomjack. It's pretty funny so far.