Ask Dr. Down (First name Lock)

Lockdown738 · #1 06-09-2012, 02:18 AM

Post your questions, and I'll look up the answer on Google answer them to the best of my ability.

Dr. Down is in the office!

GameMasterGuy · #2 06-09-2012, 02:25 AM

What is a man?

MexiConk · #3 06-09-2012, 02:26 AM

Hi Dr. Down, can I call you Lock?

Lockdown738 · #4 06-09-2012, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GameMasterGuy

What is a man?

A man is a person... a person who is in love with Mother Nature...

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Originally Posted by MexiConk

Hi Dr. Down, can I call you Lock?

Of course you can. That, or "the L".

GameMasterGuy · #5 06-09-2012, 02:30 AM

Is your mother a female?

Angry Ancestor · #6 06-09-2012, 02:33 AM

What's the longest piss you've ever taken?

GameMasterGuy · #7 06-09-2012, 02:35 AM

Well, I bought a seven foot long at the marketplace before, but it was payed for in cash, not taken. Not into the whole stealing thing.

Lockdown738 · #8 06-09-2012, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMasterGuy

Is your mother a female?

Why yes. Yes she is.

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Originally Posted by Angry Ancestor

What's the longest piss you've ever taken?

45 seconds... non-consecutively.

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Originally Posted by GameMasterGuy

Well, I bought a seven foot long at the marketplace before, but it was payed for in cash, not taken. Not into the whole stealing thing.

A seven foot long what? Dare I ask?

Dragoon · #9 06-09-2012, 04:32 PM

How many gaming systems do you own?

Lockdown738 · #10 06-09-2012, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragoon

How many gaming systems do you own?

2 currently. The Wii and the Xbox 360. I plan on getting the Wii-U for Christmas.

GameMasterGuy · #11 06-09-2012, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lockdown738

A seven foot long what? Dare I ask?

Piss.

Coey890 · #12 06-09-2012, 06:42 PM

What's your favorite food? I like eating fruit or cheese as a snack, and steak, pork or chicken with A1 sauce for dinner. I also love ice cream sandwiches, and cake with ice cream, and ice cream cake.

Dragoon · #13 06-09-2012, 06:44 PM

Do you have any rare games for those consoles?

GameMasterGuy · #14 06-09-2012, 06:58 PM

Do you barrel roll left or right?

Lockdown738 · #15 06-09-2012, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Coey890

What's your favorite food? I like eating fruit or cheese as a snack, and steak, pork or chicken with A1 sauce for dinner. I also love ice cream sandwiches, and cake with ice cream, and ice cream cake.

There's so many to pick from... I'd have to go with any kind of chinese food.

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Originally Posted by Dragoon

Do you have any rare games for those consoles?

Perfect Dark Zero, Viva Pinata, Kameo: Elements of Power, and Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

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Originally Posted by GameMasterGuy

Do you barrel roll left or right?

I barrel roll left and right.

At the same exact moment.