Uh... This was supposed to kinda like Zork, but instead of an AI, I answer and continue it.
If any of you played Zork before, this is like that and stuff.
Me: Bobby finds a goat. What do you do?
John: Bobby talks to the goat to see if it needs help.
Me: The goat is actually a magical potato that can be eaten to allow you to breath fire, he force feeds himself to you and you gain fire-breathing abilities
But I guess that might not be as fun as this and stuff, so if you want to continue it this way, we can do that.
Inside the store, Lucas sees tons of products of various sizes.